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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

08.06.2025 23:43

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”